jakshadow

dave

:iconwindguru: tagged me, the bastard. Enter cappy response.


1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

Flous Porpington Smithsal  (HAHHAWHUT)

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

Dead. Beat that.

3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?

Anything.

4. And your favourite drink?

LE VIN

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

confession? . Marl. Derp.

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

..myeah

7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?

Blue. Blue is teh pwn.

8. Who's your favourite author?

FOR GODS SAKE I DON'T CARE

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

c: the dark. He haet

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?

No. >(

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

His cousin.

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?

..His cousin. ^^

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Make out?

*shot*

..kill each other. Or something.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

Flous: Kill her horrible and slowly. I was straight once.

D:

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

D< charlatan.

Flous: The same?

16. What's your worst nightmare?

Having his beloved stolen by a CERTAIN YOUNG WOMAN COUGHSOPHIACOUGH

17. What's your lifelong dream?

To...kill people. And save his country, patriotism, bla. Etc. And die old and drooly. Sucks to be him.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

..Die old and drooly?

19. Ok, where's your favourite place to relax?

At home, probably. ..ffuu, I dunno.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Fighting fighting fighting.

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!

Nobody. gtfo.

next person to tag me gets shot.

Bloody tags.


[x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x ] I have many scars. ( >.> )
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (..dunno, actually. :/ )
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. ("LOLHI, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE KTHXBAI")
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[/ ] I hate my dad.
[/] I hate my mom.
[x] I have a brother. (Two! :/ )
[x] I have a sister.
[x ] I've sworn at my parents.
[x ] I've run away from home.
[x ] I've been kicked out of the house. (I love the way this is going =_= )
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ ] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job. (D< damn you recession)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x ] I've missed a week or more of school. (..Well..before I told them I was leaving, yeah. Two weeks.)
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job/school.
[ ] I've been fired.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (..they never made me cry.)
[ ]I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples. (not anymore though? That count?)
[x] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane. (planes = win)
[ ] I've been to Canada. (WANT TO)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls. (WANT TO.)
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've been to Italy
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (orly? =_=')
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star. (AND IT WAS MASSIVE)
[x] I've wished on a shooting star. (:F maturity)
[ ]I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (HARHAR)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night. (..that would be epic, but our roof is a little sloped. Scaffolding, though.)
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. (..I think they figured, though. Not too hard to tell.)
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. (HAHAHAHA~ >.> )
[ ] I'm bi.
[ ] I'm gay.
[ ] I've had sex.
[ ] I've had phone sex.
[ ] I've cybered. (O_O )
[ ] I've had sex in public. (O______O )
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. ( )
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've consumed alcohol (..not a lot, mind.)
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. (..of what, vitamin C? Specify! D< )
[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. (Oh happy day)
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (... >.> )
[x] I've woken up crying.
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player. (And it sucks)
[/] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (..not really anymore.)
[ ] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit.
[x] I know what cosplay means. (Alas..)
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic. (wtf is Hot Topic?)
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie. (I'M POOR D': )
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. (DAMN YES.)
[x] I curse regularly. (*cough*)
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (..damn.)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat. (HAHA, NO.)
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well. (..apparently.)
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart. (..who is Martha Stewart?)
[x] I know how to shoot a gun. (can't take a genius..)
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. DDDD<
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (depends if it's alive or not >D )
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I loath labels.
[x] I like action movies.
[ ] I like horror movies.
[x] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before. (D: )
[ ] I can't spell.
[x] I treasure my friends.
[x] I think of others before myself.  (..Uh..attempt to. That sounds a bit self appraising, no?)
[ ] All of those are answered honestly ( I think most can figure out why, doesn't take a genius)

THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING.

So yes. Here we go. 'Nother tag.
1) full name?
Dave von Trap

2) male/female?
Hermaphrodite.


3) were you named after anyone?
Yes, the chicken man from Gorillas got Talent.  

4) does your name mean anything?
Yes. It means "I like banana skins" in Swahili


5) nickname(s)?
DAVEY BOY

6) what do you think you look like?
Tall, and incredibly handsome.  

7) date of birth?
august 31st, 1678 BC

8) place of birth and current location?
In the Himalayas. Current location?  If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

9) nationality?
Peruvian.

10) astrology sign?
Gemini

11) chinese astrology sign?
Dragon

12) religion?
Buddhist

13) what's your favorite smell?
Arabian armpits

14) political position?
I vote me.

15) what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Vodka Martini with a splash of pineapple juice.

16) hair + eye color?
My hair is black and my eyes are purple.

17) do you look like anyone famous?
Yes, I think the President of that funny called America is damn sexy

18) what do you look like?
I look a lot like your mother, actually...coincidence, or not?

19) any unusual talents?
Balancing young camels on my toes.

20) righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
I don't have hands. I type with my eyeballs.

21) gay, straight, bi, or other?
Wouldn't you like to know!

22) what do you do for a living?
I breed laptops

23) what do you do for fun?
Explode chickens.

24) materials to work with?
Cyanide and methane. mmmm

25) what kind of materials would you like to work with?
chainsaws.

26) have you met your grandparents?
No, I have no parents. I was born in a cabbage patch.

27) boyfriend/girlfriend?
BOTH

28) crush?
Yes. George Bush. DAMN YEAH!

29) what celebrity would you date if you could?
Read the above.

30) current worries?
being found by my fellow aubergines.

31) favorite online guy/girl(s)?
WHAT IS THIS ONLINE YOU SPEAK OF?

34) do you burn or tan?
Medium rare, lightly salted. With a side salad.

35) ever break a bone?
Not my own, no. Other people's yes.

36) what is your favourite cereal?
Duck paste with chicken fajitas.

37) person you cry with?
My pet mountain.  

38) any sisters?
14,000

39) any brothers?
1

40) any pets?
Five camels, eight goats, three monkeys, a couple elephants and a giraffe. Oh, and a penguin who shares my name.

41) an illness?
family disease.

42) a pager?
wtf

43) a personal phone line?
WHAT EES THEESE PHONE YOU SPEAK OF?

44) a cell phone?
YES MY NUMBER IS- oh wait.

45) a visible birthmark?
yes i have a kalashnikov shaped scar on my foot.

46) a pool or hot tub?
hot tub baby, works wonders in the himalayas. Damn long electricity line though.

47) a car?
Had a ford fiesta, I traded it for a camel.

48) personality?
I'LLKILLYOUALLGETOFFMYMOUNTAINYOUHEATHENPIGS

49) driving?
my camels. Yes.

50) your clothing style?
my birthday suit. Still fits.

51) room?
it's a cave.

52) what's missing?
My left armpit.

53) school?
yes, the local monastery

54) bed?
Yes, it's made of stone.  

55) relationship with your parents?
Parents? wut?

56) do you believe in yourself?
YES. I AM ALLMIGHTY. FEAR ME.

57) do you believe in love at first sight?
oh yes, that penguin took away my heart. *sniffs*

58) consider yourself a good listener?
ears? wut?

59) have a future dream that you would like to share?
Yes, I'd like to explode chickens.

60) get along with your parents?
=_='

61) save your e-mail conversations?
WHAT EES THEES EEMAIL YOU TALK OF?

62) pray?
Yes, to Morag-Shawaza.

63) believe in reincarnation?
Oh hell yeah, before I was who I am now I was Ghandi, you know.

64) brush your teeth twice a day?
eight times, with cyanide.

65) like to talk on the phone?
WHAT EES THEES-okay getting old now

66) like to eat?
no. I have a morbid fear of food. HELP GET IT OFF! *flail*

67) like to exercise?
Yes, I go running to the top of my moutain before and after every meal, and then I lift my camels for an hour or two.

68) like to watch sports?
camel olympics

69) sing in the car?
Camels don't have CD players. Or at least not mine, maybe the new versions do.

70) what is a dream that you have all the time?
Egyptians cleaning out their latrines.

71) dream in color?
TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT LALALALALLAAAA *goes off*

72) do you have nightmares?
Only when thinking of you.

73) sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yes, my old camel called Toe which died and I took it to a taxidermist, and now I sleep with it.

74) what's right next to you?
A mongolian panda that just flew in via royal mail

75) what's on your favorite mug?
don't have a mirror

76) what's on your mouse pad?
An ice block. ftw

77) your favorite flavor of gum?
animal fat. MMMM

78) your brand of deodorant?
camel musk

79) your dream honeymoon spot?
Jupiter.

80) your dream husband/wife?
The dude that lives down in the monastery. MY HEART PINES FOR HIM D:

81) what's hiding in your closet?
Giant mice.

82) under your bed?
My saucy lingerie kit. Camels like it.

83) the name of one of your closest/best friends?
Camel Toe. He was a good camel. *weep*

84) your bad time of the day?
A minute and thirty seconds before midday. Precisely.

85) your worst fear(s)?
Giant chickens that refuse to explode.

86) what's the weather like?
Snowy.

87) your favorite time of year?
Just before hibernation. Means you can eat a lot.

88) your favorite holiday?
I go on the annual monks' picnic sometimes.

89) a material weakness?
Camel Toe.

90) the weirdest food or drink that you like?
Roasted horse eyeballs with an onion sauce.

91) at the top of your "to do list"?
Learn how to explode chickens.

92) the hardest thing about growing up?
Not being at head-level with my pet penguin anymore.

93) a pet peeve?
DAMMIT HOW DOES THAT MONK KEEP HIS ROBES SO CLEAN? I MUST KNOW. SGESFHSEFDJGSNBGK*tangient*

94) your scariest moment?
Getting married for the first time when I was three years old.

95) your attitude about love?
I LOVE CAMELS MORE D:

96) the funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Farted in the monastery. Bloody hall of echoes.


97) the worst feeling in the world?
LOSING MY CAMEL.

98) the best feeling in the world?
finding him again.

99) who sent this to you?
The giant chickens. They hate me.

100) People to send this to?
Camel Toe, the giant chickens, the President of America, And the Eygptians. All of them.

Mm, yeah. Got tagged. Actually doing it for once, since there's nothing else to do.


AGE MEME

x = Yes
> = Half

[x] I know how to cook toast.
[ ] I can do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations(Mrrgh. Depends what they are.).

[ ] I show up for school all of the time unless I'm sick.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I've watched talk shows.
[ ] I drink coffee/tea at least once a week.

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 5 in either Spanish/French/German/Italian/etc. (Whut?)
[ ] When I say I'm going to do something I always do it.
[x ] I can mow the lawn.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I HAVE to.
[ ] I pay attention at school most of the time.

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ ] I always understand jokes the first time they are said. ( I'm slow)
[x] I can type fast

[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 20 and have a job.
[X] I can read a book and actually finish it.

[] I knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just checked.
[ ] You actually watch the weather.

12? GET IN!
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GENDER MEME

Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.(hells no)
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

Your Girl Side
[] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear. (WELL WTF OBVIOUSLY)
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

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ARE YOU MEME

~ Theater Kid ~
[ ] Ever been in a School play?
[ ] Have you ever seen a Broadway/West End show?
[ ] Seen more than 10 shows? not all on broadway
[ ] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater?
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical? ( Nearly..>.> )
[ ] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!!
[ ] Do you like the Sound of Music?
[ ] Did you like the Broadway show?

~ Redneck ~
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[ ] Do you like to get dirty?
[ ] Do you like country music?
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[ ] Do you live on more then 1 acres?
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?

~ Goth ~
[ ] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
[x] Do you think about death often?
[ ] Do you want to die?
[x] Are you a social outcast? (JESH! )
[ ] Are you pale?
[ ] Do you own something from Hot Topic?
[x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies? (But how is that goth?)
[ ] Are you mean?

~ Punk ~
[>] Can you skateboard?
[ ] Do you wear Vans, dcs, converse, ect.?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[ ] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[ ] Do you watch the x-games?
[x] Do you have any piercings?
[ ] Do you like/wear a mohawk?
[ ] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[ ] Are you a rebel without a cause? (Debatable but I might get punched if I say yes.)
[ ] Have you called someone a poseur recently?
[ ] Does it piss you off when people say poser instead of poseur?


~ Prep ~
[>] Do you say the word "like" alot?
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
[ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
[x] Do you laugh alot? (With friends. Never at home)
[ ] Have/do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[ ] Do you like pop music?
[ ] Do you want/have a little dog?
[ ] Do you smile a lot?
[ ] Do you hang out with your friends a lot?
[ ] Do you always carry a purse/wallet.

~ Hippie ~
[ ] Is your hair long?
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[ ] Do you want to save the animals?
[ ] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[ ] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
[ ] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[ ] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[ ] Do you play a ukulele or os?
[ ] Do/have you ever smoked the peace pipe?
[ ] Do you wear a peace sign around your neck?
[ ] Do you just sit in the grass with your friends and play guitar?

~ Gangsta ~
[ ] Do you act ghetto?
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?
[] Do you like hip-hop?
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?
[ ] Do you like afros?
[x ] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"? ( >.> )
[ ] Do you like to dance? (Like.. but i can't dance for shit)
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?


~ Emo ~
[ ] Do you cry often?
[x ] Do you wear hoodies? (HOW THE SHIT DOES THAT MAKE ME EMO?)
[ ] Do you like hard music?
[x] Do people not understand you? (My parents. Yes.)
[ ] Do you write your own poems?
[ ] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[ ] Have you ever cut yourself?
[x] Are you LONELY?
[ ] Do you like ohio is for lovers by Hawthorne Heights?
[x] Do you think a lot? (NO DUH)

~ Surfer ~
[ ] Do you surf?
[] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[x] Is your hair shaggy? (It's natural >: )
[x] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[ ] Are you tan?
[ ] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists?

~ Geek ~
[x] Do you wear glasses?
[ ] Do you get good grades?
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[x ] Do you ever get picked on?
[ ] Do you look forward to going to school?
[x ] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] You play video games?


Well that was pointless.
And I'm not gonna tag anyone. It's just as lame.
BAI
(Oh and sorry for stupidly long journal. >.> )


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