~jakshadow

THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING.

So yes. Here we go. 'Nother tag.
1) full name?
Dave von Trap

2) male/female?
Hermaphrodite.


3) were you named after anyone?
Yes, the chicken man from Gorillas got Talent.

4) does your name mean anything?
Yes. It means "I like banana skins" in Swahili


5) nickname(s)?
DAVEY BOY

6) what do you think you look like?
Tall, and incredibly handsome.

7) date of birth?
august 31st, 1678 BC

8) place of birth and current location?
In the Himalayas. Current location? If I told you that I'd have to kill you.

9) nationality?
Peruvian.

10) astrology sign?
Gemini

11) chinese astrology sign?
Dragon

12) religion?
Buddhist

13) what's your favorite smell?
Arabian armpits

14) political position?
I vote me.

15) what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Vodka Martini with a splash of pineapple juice.

16) hair + eye color?
My hair is black and my eyes are purple.

17) do you look like anyone famous?
Yes, I think the President of that funny called America is damn sexy

18) what do you look like?
I look a lot like your mother, actually...coincidence, or not?

19) any unusual talents?
Balancing young camels on my toes.

20) righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
I don't have hands. I type with my eyeballs.

21) gay, straight, bi, or other?
Wouldn't you like to know!

22) what do you do for a living?
I breed laptops

23) what do you do for fun?
Explode chickens.

24) materials to work with?
Cyanide and methane. mmmm

25) what kind of materials would you like to work with?
chainsaws.

26) have you met your grandparents?
No, I have no parents. I was born in a cabbage patch.

27) boyfriend/girlfriend?
BOTH

28) crush?
Yes. George Bush. DAMN YEAH!

29) what celebrity would you date if you could?
Read the above.

30) current worries?
being found by my fellow aubergines.

31) favorite online guy/girl(s)?
WHAT IS THIS ONLINE YOU SPEAK OF?

34) do you burn or tan?
Medium rare, lightly salted. With a side salad.

35) ever break a bone?
Not my own, no. Other people's yes.

36) what is your favourite cereal?
Duck paste with chicken fajitas.

37) person you cry with?
My pet mountain.

38) any sisters?
14,000

39) any brothers?
1

40) any pets?
Five camels, eight goats, three monkeys, a couple elephants and a giraffe. Oh, and a penguin who shares my name.

41) an illness?
family disease.

42) a pager?
wtf

43) a personal phone line?
WHAT EES THEESE PHONE YOU SPEAK OF?

44) a cell phone?
YES MY NUMBER IS- oh wait.

45) a visible birthmark?
yes i have a kalashnikov shaped scar on my foot.

46) a pool or hot tub?
hot tub baby, works wonders in the himalayas. Damn long electricity line though.

47) a car?
Had a ford fiesta, I traded it for a camel.

48) personality?
I'LLKILLYOUALLGETOFFMYMOUNTAINYOUHEATHENPIGS

49) driving?
my camels. Yes.

50) your clothing style?
my birthday suit. Still fits.

51) room?
it's a cave.

52) what's missing?
My left armpit.

53) school?
yes, the local monastery

54) bed?
Yes, it's made of stone.

55) relationship with your parents?
Parents? wut?

56) do you believe in yourself?
YES. I AM ALLMIGHTY. FEAR ME.

57) do you believe in love at first sight?
oh yes, that penguin took away my heart. *sniffs*

58) consider yourself a good listener?
ears? wut?

59) have a future dream that you would like to share?
Yes, I'd like to explode chickens.

60) get along with your parents?
=_='

61) save your e-mail conversations?
WHAT EES THEES EEMAIL YOU TALK OF?

62) pray?
Yes, to Morag-Shawaza.

63) believe in reincarnation?
Oh hell yeah, before I was who I am now I was Ghandi, you know.

64) brush your teeth twice a day?
eight times, with cyanide.

65) like to talk on the phone?
WHAT EES THEES-okay getting old now

66) like to eat?
no. I have a morbid fear of food. HELP GET IT OFF! *flail*

67) like to exercise?
Yes, I go running to the top of my moutain before and after every meal, and then I lift my camels for an hour or two.

68) like to watch sports?
camel olympics

69) sing in the car?
Camels don't have CD players. Or at least not mine, maybe the new versions do.

70) what is a dream that you have all the time?
Egyptians cleaning out their latrines.

71) dream in color?
TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT LALALALALLAAAA *goes off*

72) do you have nightmares?
Only when thinking of you.

73) sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yes, my old camel called Toe which died and I took it to a taxidermist, and now I sleep with it.

74) what's right next to you?
A mongolian panda that just flew in via royal mail

75) what's on your favorite mug?
don't have a mirror

76) what's on your mouse pad?
An ice block. ftw

77) your favorite flavor of gum?
animal fat. MMMM

78) your brand of deodorant?
camel musk

79) your dream honeymoon spot?
Jupiter.

80) your dream husband/wife?
The dude that lives down in the monastery. MY HEART PINES FOR HIM D:

81) what's hiding in your closet?
Giant mice.

82) under your bed?
My saucy lingerie kit. Camels like it.

83) the name of one of your closest/best friends?
Camel Toe. He was a good camel. *weep*

84) your bad time of the day?
A minute and thirty seconds before midday. Precisely.

85) your worst fear(s)?
Giant chickens that refuse to explode.

86) what's the weather like?
Snowy.

87) your favorite time of year?
Just before hibernation. Means you can eat a lot.

88) your favorite holiday?
I go on the annual monks' picnic sometimes.

89) a material weakness?
Camel Toe.

90) the weirdest food or drink that you like?
Roasted horse eyeballs with an onion sauce.

91) at the top of your "to do list"?
Learn how to explode chickens.

92) the hardest thing about growing up?
Not being at head-level with my pet penguin anymore.

93) a pet peeve?
DAMMIT HOW DOES THAT MONK KEEP HIS ROBES SO CLEAN? I MUST KNOW. SGESFHSEFDJGSNBGK*tangient*

94) your scariest moment?
Getting married for the first time when I was three years old.

95) your attitude about love?
I LOVE CAMELS MORE D:

96) the funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Farted in the monastery. Bloody hall of echoes.


97) the worst feeling in the world?
LOSING MY CAMEL.

98) the best feeling in the world?
finding him again.

99) who sent this to you?
The giant chickens. They hate me.

100) People to send this to?
Camel Toe, the giant chickens, the President of America, And the Eygptians. All of them.